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Unwanted crimbo visitors

Why do the Round Table think they can go round knocking on doors begging for money? Street collections for charity should be passive. They’re not allowed to shake the collection boxes, let alone go pestering passers by, so why should … Continue reading

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Unwanted crimbo prezzies

Before you go spending money you cannot afford, on presents that nobody wants, just listen to this.

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Crimbo tree

I really cannot see any point to climbing into the attic and dragging the crimbo tree down, just to have to put it back again in a month’s time, so I have bought a new one for the princely sum … Continue reading

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On the up

After a period of utter apathy I’ve managed to get some housework done today. Bathroom and kitchen floors bleached and the hall floor swept. Psyching myself up for getting down on my hands and knees to attack the front room … Continue reading

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Rare?

How rare is rare? Even ignoring the “buy two, get one free” offer, the number sold would seem to indicate that the word means different things to different people.

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PC? Me?

How long before some politically correct twat decides that the Friday after Thanksgiving should be referred to as “Friday Of Colour?

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The Railway

When I was a relief clerk at Guide Bridge I quite often worked at New Mills Central. There was a long gap between trains on Sunday evenings and a Wilsons pub nearby. Wilsons used to brew a very nice beer, … Continue reading

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Time, gentlemen, please!

I have been drinking beer in pubs for about forty five years. I do not appreciate it when presented with a cloudy pint. If bar staff see that the beer is not as it should be they should offer to … Continue reading

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Fuckwits with guns

“One militia group, the Texas Minutemen, has 100 volunteers heading to the Rio Grande to block migrants now travelling through Mexico, leader Shannon McGauley told The Washington Post. The untrained volunteers plan to dig in along border spots with camouflage … Continue reading

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From the office window

Highway – Hell on Wheels. Byway – Much better. My way – Way to go! Less than a mile separates the three photos.

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