Just can’t get away from work, or my ex!

Ring ring… ring ring… ring ring…

Me, having been woken from an afternoon nap – “Hello?”

Caller – “Is that Mr. Hughes?”

Me, thinking that at least it’s not a random cold call – “Yes.”

Caller – “Hello, it’s Lisa from Farrall Cleaners. We’ve got a red evening dress that’s been here since 2007, it’s listed under your name and phone number…”

Me – “Hello Lisa, it’s Bob that drives the van. Definitely not my dress.”

Lisa, after recovering from a fit of laughter – “Oh, so it’s not your dress then?”

Me – “No, red’s not my colour.”

I gave her my ex’s email address, but specified that I would not be the one delivering it if she wants it back.

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About Bob Hughes

Ex railwayman, life long railway modeller, lover of real ale and spicy food. Divorced, three kids, one dog.
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