Or – Man and his best friend.
This afternoon I took Harvey for a walk into town after work. During the course of this walk we passed along a narrow alley, then across a shopping precinct and along another narrow alley on the other side. This was in daylight, so I didn’t, but if I had been bursting for a leak and it was dark I might have been tempted to use one of the alleys.
Harvey, on the other hand, chose to have a long (about 90 seconds) pee on the lamp post in the middle of Penda Way. Even if it had been dark that’s not the best spot to pick. There lies the difference between man and his best friend.